if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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