ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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