the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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