Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
porn star boner night. come get it.
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she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
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Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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