GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
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At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
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Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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