How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
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I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
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I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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