i was born a porn star she said
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
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As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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What a dumb baby whore.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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