whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
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Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
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I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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