New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
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It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
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All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
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