And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
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i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
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my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I enjoy the company of your penis
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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