its not stalking. its research.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
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Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
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I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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