You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
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