I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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