I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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