That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
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I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
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Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
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