I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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