Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
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you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
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French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
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