I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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