I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
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no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
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Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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