whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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