yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
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Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
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I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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