I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
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