omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
She even gives head with a lisp.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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