Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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