You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Everclear isn't food dammit
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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