Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
We are all done wearing pants today
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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