Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
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Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
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I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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