Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Your topless pictures make me question reality
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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