Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
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