She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
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Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
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YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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