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• (208): View more from Idaho

  THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.

  (404): View more from Georgia

  In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.

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• (716): View more from New York

  According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public

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• (915): View more from Texas

  It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!

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