it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
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I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
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my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good