My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.