idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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