So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Your penis caused this!
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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