also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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