Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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