i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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