Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
do herpes really smell.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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