Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
MIDGETS
????
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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