just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
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