I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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