how can u be prego again
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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