it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
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As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
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Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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