12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
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So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
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I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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