It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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