Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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