are you so shy because you have an std?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
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Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
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Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
stfu you slept on the patio!?!