So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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