My nipple is on Facebook.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
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you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
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Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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