absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
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If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
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I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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