is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Where are you guys?
Drunk
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
