Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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