The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
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I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
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I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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