I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I am mentally ready for anal.
Randomize
