I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
21 Ladies Confess The Grossest Things They Do When No One’s Around
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.