I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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