a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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